With the writer's strike causing a loss of original content this upcoming TV season, I think that the networks should reach out to YouTubers for fresh ideas.
Even AI (the arch-nemesis of the TV writers) agrees with me! I asked ChatGPT to come up with a TV pilot script for a show based off of YouTube sensation Steve1989, and this is what it came up with:
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Title: "MRE Review Mania"
INT. YOUTUBE STUDIO - DAY
The camera pans across a colorful set adorned with shelves of military ration packs (MREs), framed pictures of Steve1989, and various survival gear. The host, STEVE1989, a charismatic and knowledgeable YouTuber with a passion for exploring MREs, enters the frame with a big smile.
STEVE1989 (Excitedly) Hey, everyone! Welcome to "MRE Review Mania!" I'm Steve1989, and today, we're diving into the fascinating world of military ration packs from around the globe.
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INT. STEVE1989'S BASEMENT - DAY
Steve1989 stands in his famous basement, filled with shelves of MREs from different countries, each neatly labeled. His trusty crew, including CAMERAMAN MIKE and PRODUCER LISA, are setting up cameras and lighting.
STEVE1989 (Cont'd) (To the camera) This show is all about exploring the unique and sometimes bizarre world of MREs. From vintage packs to the latest rations, we'll taste-test, rate, and learn about the history behind these meals that soldiers rely on.
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INT. MILITARY SURPLUS STORE - DAY
Steve1989, Mike, and Lisa explore a military surplus store with shelves full of MREs from different eras and regions.
STEVE1989 (Excitedly) Here we are, on the hunt for rare and unusual MREs. Who knows what we might find today!
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INT. OUTDOOR CAMPSITE - DAY
In a beautiful natural setting, Steve1989 and the crew set up a campfire and cooking area.
STEVE1989 (To the camera) Cooking MREs over an open flame adds a whole new dimension to the taste and experience. Let's see how it turns out!
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INT. MRE CHALLENGE - DAY
In a fun and competitive setting, Steve1989 challenges fellow YouTubers and special guests to a blind taste-test of different MREs. The guests try to guess the country and era of each ration.
STEVE1989 (Grinning) Alright, folks, it's time for the ultimate MRE taste challenge! Let's see who can guess the most correctly!
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INT. HISTORICAL INSIGHT - DAY
In front of a green screen, Steve1989 presents mini-documentaries on the historical significance of specific MREs, focusing on different wars, conflicts, and military strategies.
STEVE1989 (Enthusiastically) The MREs we're trying today played a crucial role in the Battle of [historical event]. Let's learn more about its impact on the soldiers and the outcome of the conflict.
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INT. THE MRE LAB - DAY
Steve1989 collaborates with food scientists and experts in a lab setting to analyze the nutritional content and preservation techniques used in MREs.
STEVE1989 (Curiously) I've always wondered how they manage to keep these meals edible for so long. Let's find out!
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INT. ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION - DAY
Steve1989, along with military veterans and historians, engage in a discussion about the significance of MREs in the context of survival and psychological support during wartime.
STEVE1989 (Thoughtfully) MREs are more than just meals; they provide a sense of comfort and familiarity in the most challenging environments.
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INT. YOUTUBE STUDIO - DAY
Back in the studio, Steve1989 concludes the episode with his signature catchphrase.
STEVE1989 (Excitedly) Remember, folks, "I hope you guys are doing great out there! And as always, thanks for watching!"
The crew wraps up, and everyone smiles, knowing they've created another engaging and educational episode for "MRE Review Mania."
FADE OUT.
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I don't know about you, but I'd watch this show!
